I just made out with a guy for $7.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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