Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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