: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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