In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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