i don't like sucking hair
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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