He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
