forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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