would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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