Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
