Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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