Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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