I feel like abortions should bother me more
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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