I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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