did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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