How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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