Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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