Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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