I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The Olympian is in my bed
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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