But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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