Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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