Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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