i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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