belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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