Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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