What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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