Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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