I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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