Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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