I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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