forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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