I'm drive I can fine osifer
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
