No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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