and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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