I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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