I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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