he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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