You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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