Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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