How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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