I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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