Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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