I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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