I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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