Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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