...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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