He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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