I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Randomize
