we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
accomplished twins. life is a go
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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