She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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