I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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